the itchy-blink luck blow

[mmmender]

boredom may have set in, i've been creating my own cocteau twins song titles by simply mixing up some real ones:

Glass Candle Garlands
Fifty Fifty Crushed
Dear Hazel
Cherry Coloured Fruitopia (that stuff's not bad)
Frosty the Spanglemaker
Speak No Essence
When Mama Was Mud and Dark
My Hue and Crushed
Circling Grail
Pink, Orange, Round
Ribbed and Violaine-d

help me somebody!!!!!!

leesa

[Rollo]

Theft and wandering around the moonlight

Sucking Hazel

Carolyn's shallow

the mender men

hollow baby

Milk and Moonlight

Seekers who are Deaf

heaven or hearsay

mud and melodies

Dumb Garlands

But I'm Hazel

Still a primitive

Flock of Bitch

Pandora's (Tinder)Box

Ice-Halo

Winter Fingers

[Scott]

LOL! Got my childish side I guess..but I'll be chuckling at that 'Flock of Bitch' one for a while...

Mender Overfloweth
Blue Blow Shells in Multifoiled Tiger(s)
Whale Spangled Whirl-Jack

ok my head hurts...I'm done

[Phil Lawton]

I started a list, but it rapidly became too pornographic.

[The Roofman]

While the blood bitch was blind, dumb and deaf, she walked over the garlands and was attacked by the hollow men.
They trew glass candle grenades to her and she laid down in the gold dust rush.
Ivo and Beatrix came to rescue her from this danger.
They took her home and played some cherry-coloured funk.
She saw the iceblink luck again but felt like a fifty-fifty clown.
Ivo said: Well it was heaven or las vegas this time, but if bluebeard was there you would be dead now.

I can continue with this but no more time is left.

[The Gaffer]

Roofman

How, erm, poetic.

[Scott]

This has been very useful for me...I have a new expression for those especially trying days..how's my day been? Let me tell ya..nothing but a Flock of Bitch! This is looking to be one such day at work...

[The Human Owl]

I've had a flock of seagulls kind of day.

[mmmender]

ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[john anderson]

road,river,and whales tails
sugarhiccups-ups
sighs smell of carolyns fingers
loves easy buff
feet like funk
seekers who are Blind Dumb Deaf

That last one is far too true!
thanks leesa this was fun

[Rollo Kim]

Yeah, you know, Flock Of Bitch, that Militant Lesbian Popular Beat Combo who do cover versions of Flock of Seagulls songs.

[-i-]

and don't forget the porn version.. ;-)

[pink_choirgirl]

I don't know if any of these have been mentioned, but here is a few:
pale clouded mud
alas dies suckling
frou frou floatboats in midsummer funk
fifty fifty kookaburra
serpentbite
seekers who are treasure hiding
but i'm dumb
shallow than sugar hiccup
know who you are at every ark lark
(hey this is fun)

[dynamine]

went fishing one day:

"ROD,RIVER,AND REEL"

[mmmender]

you're list was fine-a-fine-a-fine :D

[dynamine]

dear eperdu
great spangled eperdu
suckling the epurdu
frou frou garlands in midsummer eperdu
cherry coloured eperdu
tinderbox (of a eperdu)
a kissed out red eperdu
pale clouded eperdu
musette and eperdu
but i'm eperdu

[randomrob]

Pepper at the breast (fajitas re-mix)........
I wear your ribbed and veined ring.............


'r'R Ill think some more

[randomrob]

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[davespear]

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I thought it would be interesting to trawl through the archives to find some funny posts--I've nothing else to do..............:nod: (look at the date on this one!)

[dynamine]

'but i'm blood bitch' is a personal fav.