jana
Apr-20-03, 7:37 AM
ok. so last night i had a dream about whatshisname.
we met up at a pub and talked music and such and eventually got onto the subject of his 'new project'...which really only involved his connections ,some production and some lady friend of his who was managing the whole thing. He eventually got around to asking if i would be interested in being part of this 'project'...i said...sure, why not.
so we venture to his house (which was scarily exactly like anna nicole smiths house..minus the crazy gay decorator)
while taking a dip in his pool, he began to tell me more about this musical project. It involves 5 girls...three of them being baby spice, sporty spice, that heinous chick from pop idol, myself and some other girl i didn't know. i was, at this point, feeling a bit queesy about the whole thing...especially when he informed me that i needed to get black braid extentions put in my hair.
Knowing that simon has also put great music out there....i thought...'it can't be that bad..this guy knows what he's doing'.
after the pool, he decides to introduce me to the other ladies, who were currently living with him.
now, we all know how dreams go right...someone could start off looking normal..then completely morph into a troll. Which is what happened with the ex spice girls.
so the girls took me under their wing...and pulled up some of the music that we were ment to record on .
I was very suprised to hear puff daddy on all of our tracks. he was paid 100,000 to throw in a few 'what whats and who's your daddy' lines on the backing tracks
weird.
i had been asking everyone what we would be called.....nobody wanted to answer me. so finally i tracked down simons sidekick lady friend who seemed to be managing the group.
me: so, what are we called? or are we just doing vocals for a new p diddy album?
she answered.....after doing this whole 'selling the idea' gig....
TOTAL DESTRUCTION.
i'm like...we're in the middle of a war and you want to bring out a group called fucking total destruction? loon. i quit.
so i left....black braid extentions and all..
and woke up.
i'm still afraid.
we met up at a pub and talked music and such and eventually got onto the subject of his 'new project'...which really only involved his connections ,some production and some lady friend of his who was managing the whole thing. He eventually got around to asking if i would be interested in being part of this 'project'...i said...sure, why not.
so we venture to his house (which was scarily exactly like anna nicole smiths house..minus the crazy gay decorator)
while taking a dip in his pool, he began to tell me more about this musical project. It involves 5 girls...three of them being baby spice, sporty spice, that heinous chick from pop idol, myself and some other girl i didn't know. i was, at this point, feeling a bit queesy about the whole thing...especially when he informed me that i needed to get black braid extentions put in my hair.
Knowing that simon has also put great music out there....i thought...'it can't be that bad..this guy knows what he's doing'.
after the pool, he decides to introduce me to the other ladies, who were currently living with him.
now, we all know how dreams go right...someone could start off looking normal..then completely morph into a troll. Which is what happened with the ex spice girls.
so the girls took me under their wing...and pulled up some of the music that we were ment to record on .
I was very suprised to hear puff daddy on all of our tracks. he was paid 100,000 to throw in a few 'what whats and who's your daddy' lines on the backing tracks
weird.
i had been asking everyone what we would be called.....nobody wanted to answer me. so finally i tracked down simons sidekick lady friend who seemed to be managing the group.
me: so, what are we called? or are we just doing vocals for a new p diddy album?
she answered.....after doing this whole 'selling the idea' gig....
TOTAL DESTRUCTION.
i'm like...we're in the middle of a war and you want to bring out a group called fucking total destruction? loon. i quit.
so i left....black braid extentions and all..
and woke up.
i'm still afraid.