"Sim Record Exec" 2

[Phil Lawton]

Veterans and elder statesmen of these boards (that's you, Watchy) might recall a thread I started way back called "Let's Play Sim Record Exec", in which I invited pitches to a virtual record company exec to release the phantom CT album.

Here's a twist on the subject.

In this world of snappy one-liner ad slogans, give me your best shot at effectively advertising a new CT album in less than 10 words.

[mmmender]

"they're big, they're back, and they're (ethe)real !"

:lame:

[multymfoiled]

"The best music you'll never understand."

[Phil Lawton]

Next.

[Brett]

Nice family! Be a shame if anything happened to them!

[zed]

...."you don't want this and you can't have it."

Z.

[mmmender]

option 2: "he said, she said........actually no, we haven't got a clue what she said"

option 3: "my lawyer can beat your lawyer up"

option 4: "a candy coloured clown they call mizake the mizan"

option 5: "dirt cheap. get em while they're hot."

option 6: "don't look at me, you wanted this!"

[mmmender]

goose *bump*

[iceblink555]

Speechless.

[willy]

By crikey! They're spikey! You likey?

[willy]

Dappled dazzle-hazed moodswings aswirl in oils and bog roll.

[mmmender]

i think the name of these cookies sums it all up quite nicely.

[willy]

Sounds like a cat-based dog food.