your spin

[mmmender]

have a little fun! i posted these in another thread about misprints..........let's hear your spin on song titles....just for the fuck of it!

Heathen Or Las Vegas
Cherry-coloured frank
Pitch the booty
Iceblink Lark
Fifty-fifty Clout
Heathen or Las Vegas
I Wear Your Rung
Fotze-pole-licks
Wife has the breasts
Rope, rivets and nails
Frou-frou boxes or midwinter tires

Blue Balled Troll
Blue Balled Troll
Asshole-Brose
Carolyn's Chicken Fingers
For Phoebe Still got Booty
The Itchy Glowing Balls
Cico In The Buff
Fucking the Mender
Spooning Gooey Chewing Gum
A Kissed Out Red Gloatboat
Bella Mega-ass Butts Forever

[Maria Jose]

VICTORIABLAND

Crazy Balm
Puffy Turfs
Throughout the park moths of maple and hay
Wales nails
Oomph it pal
Little racy
Fink-like pimps
How to bring a blast to the snore
The cheaper the heir

[E-Lo]

icecream truck
me-so-horny the mizan
crotchlar

[mmmender]

roflmao

[mmmender]

But I'm Hot

The Swallow Men (great porn title!)

Pail Overfloweth

[someotherian]

ok.. i've been working with this for nearly half an hour (sorry, couldn't resist a Tap quote)...
anyway this is what i came up with:

Held Over Eels
when leesa was goth (joke, leesa!)
i've been sifting mould
shergar dug up (apologies to horse lovers)
under angie's hood
ass can girls display
in the old, must push
the tender box (of a ho')
must be oiled
i love mandy moore (perish the thought!)
too wet and dumb

Sunburnt and Gone Blind
(can't think of another for sugar hiccup)
damn these gallstones
in the loo
he claws a girl back

Pleasure
heave-ho
lorra lies (cilla black.. ugh!)
beer tricks
of course they're phoney
slammed door, er.. for s'windy
i'm easier
alloy wishes
s'is silly
hotter tea
poonimo

Tiny Heiny, mine
spunk on angie's head
robbed a van
play in a toga
slut in Titian

It Goes in my Shithole, boy!
greg spanked in the military
melons? bella!
"pay all the crowd, Ed White" (er.. pretend the White Stripes have a brother)
dregs and their smells

Victor an' 'is Gland
crazy farm
fluffy muffs
"i threw out the dick", mouths Lorena Bobbitt (just pretend her name rhymes with 'april and may', ok?!)
snail's trails
bloomin' cack
it's all lacy
fart-like friends
outer wingers rush to the goal
the thinner the hair (gee wonder why i thought of that :( )

Who ate All the Cannolies?
who ate all the cannolies?
all tall ho's
carol's quim's ginger
your puppy still has rabies
the titchy mo'fo' ho'
lick a muff
fucking Eastenders!
soon the goo is in ya mum
i pissed on the head of a stoat (ok now i'm really losing it!)
tell a beggar fast, "girls are clever"

Hits And Misses :rolleyes:
peeinlane
servant's hurt
ish toight (may help if you've seen Goldmember!)
muff-whiffs
dealin' crack
reekin' fart
baps
agadoo (what do you mean it's been done? :eek: )
pleasure riding
suckers who are brothers

apologies in advance to all! though i'm actually pretty pleased with some of those.
and i'm sorry to tell you this, but i'll probably have a go at the rest later! roflmao