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Lucibelle
Oct-8-02, 1:07 AM
Knock knock!!
who's there?
Cocteau Twins!
Coctail Twins who???
:confused:
............that's it:rolleyes:
Don't quit your day job!...LOL
watchlar
Oct-8-02, 1:12 AM
Originally posted by Lucibelle
Knock knock!!
who's there?
Cocteau Twins!
Cocteau Twins who???
:confused:
............that's it:rolleyes:
okay Luci ...that was a stretch...are you trying to hit the 400 post mark tonight? ;)
W
Lucibelle
Oct-8-02, 1:16 AM
I modified it so it hit home a little better.
Come on, now! You can't tell me that you've never said the name "Cocteau Twins" to someone only to be met by a blank stare! Maybe I should've ended it 'Coctail who???'
Ok, how about this one....
Knock knock!
who's there?
Bel Canto...
Bell can't what???
watchlar
Oct-8-02, 1:18 AM
Originally posted by Lucibelle
Ok, how about this one....
Knock knock!
who's there?
Bel Canto...
Bell can't what???
HAHAHAHAHA......
Knock knock
who dare?
UB!
UB who?
UB40!
Lucibelle
Oct-8-02, 1:28 AM
Originally posted by Troy
Knock knock
who dare?
UB!
UB who?
UB40!
Ok, NOW who needs to keep their day job????:D
watchlar
Oct-8-02, 1:28 AM
Originally posted by Troy
Knock knock
who dare?
UB!
UB who?
UB40!
ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!
Lucibelle
Oct-8-02, 1:41 AM
Uh uh, nope! Sorry, Troy!
Day job!!!
:p;)
randomrob
Oct-8-02, 1:52 AM
k,k
who dat?
liz frasier
liz frasier who
liz frazier hair too much, give her some conditioner!
mwaaa haaaa haaaaa!!!!!!!..................................... ................
......
..
what?????!!!!!!!!!!:rolleyes:
Lucibelle
Oct-8-02, 2:05 AM
oh............. my................ god...............
.............................................
Phil Lawton
Oct-8-02, 5:40 AM
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Liz Fraser.
Liz Fraser who?
That's showbiz, doll.
randomrob
Oct-8-02, 8:20 AM
youch! lol
watchlar
Oct-8-02, 12:44 PM
Originally posted by Phil Lawton
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Liz Fraser.
Liz Fraser who?
That's showbiz, doll.
HAHAHAHAHA Phil are you sure you aren't a gay man living in West Hollywood? Anyway...that was great.
W
mmmender
Oct-8-02, 1:21 PM
42 slaps, 38 back lashings, and 6 hours of non-stop PLaw will have to be given to randomrob for saying 'frasier' (which as far as i'm aware is a really bad television show with a latent homosexual doctor as the main character)....he said it not once, but twice, and then said 'frazier' as a finally kicker!
oh young robert, the shame, the shhhhhaaaaaame!!:eek:
I say its about time we get out the REAL punishment!
The CUMFY CUSHION!
dynamine
Oct-8-02, 6:19 PM
wait,where am i? that's right,we were dis-cussing
the cockatoo twins and their lead singer Liz Frasier.
And to see another Liz fraser click on this link http://www.britmovie.co.uk/actors/f/002.html .
Phil Lawton
Oct-9-02, 4:17 AM
Watchy
Yep, I'm fairly positive that I'm neither gay nor living in West Hollywood.
I do own two Frankie Goes To Hollywood albums, though....does that count?
randomrob
Oct-9-02, 7:31 AM
whimpers like a schoolgirl in mmmenders house o' pain........
randomrob
Oct-9-02, 7:39 AM
I mean liza's...... errr- lisa.......
Phil Lawton
Oct-9-02, 7:51 AM
Thank you, Ms Minnelli.
someotherian
Oct-9-02, 10:21 AM
Originally posted by randomrob
I mean liza's...... errr- lisa.......
oh rob... you are sooooooo dead!! LOL
watchlar
Oct-9-02, 11:40 AM
Originally posted by Phil Lawton
Watchy
Yep, I'm fairly positive that I'm neither gay nor living in West Hollywood.
I do own two Frankie Goes To Hollywood albums, though....does that count?
I think that may make you some kind of honorary member....
W
Phil Lawton
Oct-9-02, 11:57 AM
Member or Mmmender?
Do I get a badge?
randomrob
Oct-10-02, 7:29 AM
I'll submit to the torture if you'll go into the gigography section and change nov 13,1990 to the 'Beacon' theatre.... ?:p
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